Recognizing the Smell of Cat Piss When You Live in a Zoo

The biggest issue with cats is that they are feral creatures who shit and piss in a box inside your home.

A lot of the work I've done for living expenses has been low paying but meaningful in some way. Public school music teacher didn't knock me up into the higher tax brackets but it was a noble profession. Running an off-loop theater company didn't even afford me a salary but it felt like I was contributing to the artistic community. Public radio was anoth…