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Movies, schmovies. I just binge-watched all of the various Criminal variants on Netflicks . . . surprisingly good stuff across the board.

I was never a manager. I was a boss. My philosophy was to read the moment and do what would work best. The only time it failed me was when I worked for a guy who was a total conman who played the game way better than I ever could.

Glad family time was a joy, Bro...have a killer week!

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Sweet-Jesus-On-The-Cross, I just got jolted out of my apnea-slumber by a ringtone & thought I was still in college, answering my mother's purposeful, accusatory early morning phone calls thinking, "Oh my God, what day is this?! What time is it?! Am I supposed to be in class or church?!” Nothing gets me outta bed faster than a mother phone call. Except for the sound of the cat retching up hairballs. So. Now that I am calm, relieved that the ringtone was my husband's phone & the cat is fine & dandy...

I'm glad to hear you had a nice time with your family. I think it is remarkable when one's family is a consistent, reliable source of joy. Even more remarkable is that you are able to watch a horror flick with your mom that contains vampires & sex. When we go to Kansas, the only way we get to watch movies with my mother, is if a kid's movie is playing at the theater, preferably Disney. She only watches children's & religious movies. Anything else offends her on a "Flowers In The Attic" tyrannical grandmother level.

Ok. Seriously you should get a side job writing the blurbs for movies on the packaging & the previews. Your movie reviews are exceptionally vivid & entertaining. It doesn't even matter whether you like or dislike the movie, your descriptions are convincing regardless. In contrast, the historical write ups of movies are neither convincing or entertaining. Never once have I been enticed to watch a movie from its description on the package, which is irritating to me & entertaining to my husband. Even when I've seen the movie, loved the movie, & have watched it repeatedly, the wording of the blurb renders it nearly unrecognizable & seemingly uninteresting:

When Harry Met Sally

Follow the journey of two argumentative college graduates who carpool to New York, part, & subsequently get married, sharing some laughs along the way.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Three escaped convicts run from the law & end up recording a song. Set to an award winning musical score, their hijinks are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Silence Of The Lambs

A novice agent consults a jailed criminal, as she tries to track down a serial killer.

Halloween

Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield on October's spookiest night to look for his sister.

I mean. Absurd. Oh well, we have much more irritating things to consider these days:

I'm Not A President, But I Play One On TV

A lifelong conman & former reality TV star disguises himself as a rich, successful businessman. To enrich himself & stay out of prison, he hijacks a religious movement, a government, & a country, disrupting the global economy. Let's see what happens. 🙄

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